The Ramblings of a Clumsy Girl

tastefullyoffensive:

Movies That Can Be Described With The Same Sentence

max-clyde:

Deadpool’s Hollywood screen test begins with Gwen Stefani, ends with a decapitated head

Deadpool’s creator, Robert Liefeld, discussed the footage briefly on his Twitter account. 

@robertliefeldTo ALL who have enjoyed seeing the DP footage, enjoy it for what it is. Test’s are done for films all the time and you have glimpsed process”

The footage is likely a few years old, which explains the “Hi Tom” quote that ends the teaser. Tom Rothman was the CEO of Fox until September 2012, and that moment was likely meant to tickle his funny bone. It also shows that everyone involved clearly understands Deadpool; this was the character asking for a greenlight for a full film.

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

feministsupernatural:

theawesomesauce93:

gallopinggroundsloth:

Ah, Bisexuality Day, when Freddie Mercury visits all the bisexuals who’ve been good the past year and gives them presents

Ha ha, I can’t believe you still think Freddie Mercury is real. Everybody knows it’s really your parents. 

IT IS FREDDIE. I’VE SEEN HIM! HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND LEAVES YOU OSCAR WILDE BOOKS AND MARLON BRANDO MOVIES.

justonemoment:

dannycarter:

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

spacehamsters:

I work at a theater and we just got these I cannot believe this

thegoddamazon:

the-girl-who-cried-food:

sugar mama was a boss ass bitch, i mean she survived the Hindenburg Disaster

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she survived the sinking of the Titanic

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and she survived the meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs

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THE TITANIC ONE THO

kehinki:

bonzai-bunny:

i keep thinking about the team getting steve miraculously drunk, and him being all affectionate and telling everyone how attractive they are but at tony he’s like ‘you’re alright’

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